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Cinema and class

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Film as a revolutionary art form has for some time been at direct odds with the commercialisation of cinema, because it has put those on the margins in popular discourse. The decline of Pakistan’s local film industry has also coincided with changing economic structures in which the industry used to operate. Cinema has since long been associated with projection of national identity. With the advent of globalisation, film has been used to project various group identities and has also changed the paradigm in which culture functions. In the 1970s, Indian actor Amitabh Bachan had come to represent the quintessential anti-hero in Indian cinema. His films would sell out for weeks at a time as he would have a following that represented the marginalised classes. Through the advent of global cinema, such films are rarely seen due to the creation of the consumable hero. A professor at the State University of New York, Shakuntalo Rao, in her study of the globalisation of Indian cinema says:

“The new dream-world of Bollywood provides the space for the ‘consumable hero’ who is an icon of transnational capital, rampant consumption, and global modernity.”
The study shows that commercial cinemas depend greatly on commercially viable films and that this has created a social impasse that is defined by a growing alienation amongst social classes. In Pakistan, the trend has been marred by a vicious debate between local producers and exhibitors and is similar to what has been seen in Africa and Argentina. The debate centres around the rise of state-of-the-art multiplexes which are unwilling to play local films which are marred by the overall degeneration Punjabi and Urdu films. The divide has been over access to capital to make films, using formulas that have proven to be commercially successful. As a result, local films in Pakistan are now being pushed to the periphery due to lack of investment, promotion and faltering standards. The growing detachment and disconnect between classes and the overall dependence on the so-called ‘brand logic of transnational capital’, has meant that the marginalised classes are becoming further alienated in society due to the lack of relevant programming or material being produced for these classes. As a result, film and art as vehicle for radical reform or change deeply suffers. The goal must be, thus, to ensure that the future of the industry grows without intensifying class divides.

Shabnam: A bright star of a bygone era

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In the 60s, Shabab and Evernew studios were considered the two best film studios in Lollywood. Any director in Lahore would want to shoot his films there. Like many legends of that era, the beautiful Shabnam also spent most of her time shooting at these locations. After 14 years, Shabnam returned to Pakistan last month. Although Shahab no longer exists and Evernew is not what it used to be, Shabnam’s fans were keen to have one more glimpse of her as she visited her colleagues in Lahore. Film technicians who had worked with Shabnam back in the day described her as a courteous, modest and good-natured lady who was friendly on the film sets. “When Aina was being shot in 1977, she came to Evernew Studio. I was serving as a helper with an assistant at that time,” recalls one such man, now a tailor, who had a chance to meet the legendary actress. “I once spoke to her while serving tea to the artists on the set. She asked us to pray for the success of her film, which later became a huge hit. She wasn't arrogant at all and spoke to us with great respect,” he added. Aina, a Pakistani film from 1977 which starred Shabnam and Nadeem, is said to be the longest running Pakistani film on record. It is also called “Pakistan’s only crown jubilee film” with a total running period of 401 weeks in all cinemas and 48 weeks in the main cinemas in Karachi. The film was a musical success with music composition by Robin Gosh (Shabnam’s husband). The playback singers for the films were Mehdi Hassan, Mehnaz, Alamgir, Nayyara Noor and Akhlaq Ahmed. As I reminisce the golden days with her return to Pakistan, I remember how mesmerising her performance was in this film. The song “Mujhe Dil Se Na Bhulanashown in the video above is one of the most celebrated songs of Lollywood. Another excellent on-screen performance by Shabnam was in Andleeb. The Shabnam-Waheed Murad on screen duo did wonders at the box office and the film ran continuously for 56 weeks in Karachi. In this film, she performed another timeless hit called “Mere Dil Ki Mehfil”. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgUuHFW-UhM]] Another song featuring Shabnam that brought two great artists together was “Mili Gul Ko Khushboo sung by Runa Laila for Shabnam in Naseeb Apna Apna - a black and white film from the 70s directed by Qamar Zaidi and produced by Waheed Murad. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfOBkGGoIts]] I can safely say that Shabnam has been an inspiration for the whole generation - there are over 150 films to her credit, dozens of which are unmatched in Lollywood. While artists in Lahore’s old studios eagerly waited for her visit, she said herself that she might not find those places to be the same as before. Shabnam’s last film was released some two decades ago; things have changed dramatically for the worse in Lollywood since then. However, I am positive after hearing her say that she will try her best to contribute something to Lollywood. The hope in my heart to see this Lollywood queen on the silver screen again has been rekindled. Will we get to see the talented Shabnam in Pakistani movies like Khuda Ke Liye and Bol? I surely hope so! Read more by Ali here. Correction: An earlier version of this post incorrectly stated that Shabnam performed in the song "Mein Jis Din Bhula Doon Tera Pyar". The error is regretted.


Naach: Lollywood dancing to the beat of success

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I am a big fan of Pakistani movies, and I am not embarrassed in the slightest to admit to this. However, for the past few years - like a decade or so - I have not come across many quality movies in terms of script, performance and concept. Khuda Ke Liye, Bol, Yeh Dil Aapka hua and few other movies were technically sound and showcased strong scripts and some impressive performances. The rest,  and I say this with deep regret, were typical in that they offered no quality content to the audience. A few days ago, I was enlightened about the trailer of Naach - a joint venture by Nasir Teherani and Manduck Collective Films. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSvCvjjyLvI]] It came as a complete surprise to me to watch a few of our finest actors delivering some great dialogues. I must add here that the Pakistani film industry once had amazingly potent dialogues back in the 60’s up till the early 90’s, but after this, they just fell flat. With Naach, I am hoping to see a revival in good dialogue. This movie will be the first ever to embark on a genre exploring the performing arts in Pakistan. It showcases the talents of Javed Sheikh, Shaan, Momal Sheikh, Noman Butt and Komal Rizvi, along with many other glittering stars. This movie is based on passion, dance, romance, inspiration and imagination. I am truly excited to see what is in store for us! The trailer of the movie itself is very appealing and interesting. It builds up the curiosity for the movie – which in itself is a generous victory for our film industry. Let us not dwell  over the debate over the originality of the concept or its inspirational adaptation. Just consider this movie as a move towards a brighter future for our cinema. Javed Sheikh is definitely amongst the finest actors of our country. I have liked him since the days of his television drama  'Shama'. The way he is seen delivering his dialogues in Naach is commendable; his voice and his gestures will undoubtedly impress you the way they have managed to impress me. Moving on, Shaan, I find is the most sensible actors that we have ever had. He has, undoubtedly done a remarkable job in maintaining and increasing the viewer-ship of Pakistani films. Whether it was Guns N Roses, Very Good Dunya Very Bad Log, Tere Pyar Mein, Ghoonghat, Khuda Ke Liye or Moosa Khan, Shaan has always tried to give a well composed and genuine performance as per his character's requirement. It is a shame that Pakistani directors fail to offer him roles that reflect his true calibre as an actor. Many will question the choice of mature and older actors like Shaan and Javed Sheikh in a movie about dance without once thinking that these actors actually have substance in their acting and are well versed in what they do. Why is that we didn't question Shah Rukh Khan's role as a hockey coach for a women's team? Aren't Al Pacino and Richard Gere still acting and taking up challenging roles? It is because these "old" and "mature" actors have way more experience and versatility than the few younger ones whose looks are more potent than their acting skills. To all those critics my humble advice is to try promoting Pakistani films especially when they are worthy of praise. It is our responsibility to help restore, respect and honour our film industry, especially when our country needs an avenue where Pakistan can be seen under a more positive light. I am ardently looking forward to this movie, and I hope those who appreciate quality movies stemming from Pakistani cinema are feel the same way. Read more by Shafiq here, or follow him on Twitter @shafiqulhasan81


How can you possibly ignore Veena?

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What do you get when you put two Veenas in one place? Well, I would say daal mein zaroor kuch kaala hai!  Not one, but two Veena Maliks are going to star in the upcoming film, "Daal Mein Kuch Kaala Hai". Veena has been working on this film since her appearance in the "Big Boss" series on Sony TV. Playing a double role, Veena is to portray a sharp and witty woman that we're all familiar with as well as a softer side to the 'always-in-news-for-every-wrong-reason' diva. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xaWiEV8Rmg]] Spoiler alert: This comedy flick starts off when Dabu (Anand Balraj) - a middle-aged film director, madly in love with his upcoming film actress Veena Malik - hits a jackpot and becomes filthy rich. Dabu, having only the starlet on his mind, goes to her to win her over with his new found wealth. The sly Veena, though, is not so easy to get hold of. Instead of reciprocating his love, she devises a plan with her boyfriend to rob Dabu and elope. This, however, is  not a piece of cake for the couple and what awaits them is lot of twists, turns and a bumpy ride. Then, another Veena Malik makes her entrance as a beautiful angel, taking the movie to a whole new level of comedy and entertainment. Being in a film with actors like Jackie Shroff and Shakti Kapoor, Veena is adamant not to be overshadowed by all the stardom that tails these actors. According to her:

I have worked with big names; just look at the cast of "Daal Mein Kuch Kaala Hai" – but I am not someone who would stand in someone’s shadow.
With a number of catchy item songs like, "Mumbai Money hai" and "Madam Malai", the movie is definitely worth a watch. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsWKnfDJMI4]] My list of expectations for this movie starts and ends with 'controversy'. I am sure Veena - being the queen of controversy - will surely not disappoint on this front. Be it her nude photo shoot or her infamous debate with Mufti Sahib, there is no stopping the limelight from dogging her footsteps. This Lollywood to Bollywood star is our very own pied piper; she marches on playing the tune that she likes and all the rest, willingly or unwillingly, follow her. Like her or not, it is undeniable that Veena hypnotises you and pulls you in her ever increasing list of followers with her grace, charm and masala-ridden stories. How can you possibly ignore her? This is one question that I am sure even Mufti Sahab would fail to answer. I am positive that with the increasing restrictions of PEMRA the movie is not likely to be showcased in any of our local cinema halls. Regardless, I am sure that many in Pakistan will watch her with ardent delight. Releasing today, "Daal Mein Kuch Kaala Hai" has me rubbing my hands with excitement.

No stupid, banning Indian films will not help Pakistani films

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Ayub Khan first banned Indian films in Pakistan in 1965. While it was a developing industry, the protectionist policy had a nationalist undertone rather than a solid economic rationale that would benefit filmmakers. Obscured by a political and nationalistic dimension, the long-term health of Pakistani cinema was ultimately hindered. Today, the debate regarding the ban on Indian films is prevalent amongst the film community. The idea is that through a protectionist policy one can adequately control competition, thus giving an edge to Pakistani films at the box office. The debate has been dominated by hardline filmmakers who insist that they can not only protect the country from cultural imperialism, but also economically revive the industry simultaneously. Protectionist policies have always been a double-edged sword since they are merely a lever towards a more comprehensive solution for the revival of cinema. There is no doubt that economic protectionism can effectively allow an industry to grow economically — but on a limited level. For Pakistan, protectionism has had a limited impact due to censorship codes and legislation. Culture, as a result, has been defined according to government dictates ignoring the shared cultural processes that were prevalent across both India and Pakistan. Pre-1965, the cinema had a prevalence of themes that dealt with the shared heritage of India and Pakistan. In essence, the shared cultural heritage between India and Pakistan fuelled the demand for Indian films in the first place. As the industry grew to support the conception of the state, films became increasingly formula-based and assimilating in nature. The more adventurous themes in the 1960s attracted disdain from politicians while the popular government of the 1970s opened the door to regional cinema and reflected the social philosophy of “roti, kapra aur makaan. The national psyche was subsequently reflected in movies like Maula Jatt. The eventual ban on Indian cinema meant that art and filmmaking became limited. It is, therefore, imperative that one does not resort to nationalist and political compulsions when considering the long-term growth of cinema, in order to pander to the popular ego. Read more by Sher here.


Can anyone tell me why India and Pakistan don’t get along?

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In 1950, three years after the partition, my great grandfather, who was living in Dhaka (then Dacca) at the time, was brought to West Bengal, India, by his sons.

This was not a voluntary move, for Charuchandra Dasgupta had lived in Manikganj almost all his life and saw no reason to relocate to what was now an independent India. The communal riots in East Pakistan of that year further pressed the resolve of his sons, who ultimately prevailed upon him and that was the last he ever saw of Dhaka.

In the last week of August, a conflict transformation workshop organised by Women in Security, Conflict Management and Peace (WISCOMP) - a not-for-profit organisation set up with the Nobel Peace Prize money endowed to the Dalai Lama - brought together Pakistani and Indian nationals in New Delhi. They were to engage with one another on issues of importance to both countries (to their credit, this was the 10th edition of this annual feature on WISCOMP’s calendar).

I was a participant in the workshop, and trite as this may sound, the experience holds the possibility of forever changing the way I look at Pakistan and Pakistanis.

I had met Pakistanis before but never engaged with them on a level of intimacy and involution as this time round. What followed in the course of the four-day period at the workshop was very revealing, not only for me but also for every other participant in the programme.

I am by no means hyperbolising when I say that it took just a little over a day for me to make friends with people from 'across the fence'. In no time at all, we were actually jesting about each other’s stereotypes. So, to illustrate, the Indians were accused of machinating to destroy Lollywood, and Pakistanis were charged with loving India's cinema more than her people. This was all done in good humour. Of course, there were a few participants who seemed content with keeping to themselves but they were the exceptions.

There were so many points of commonality that it seemed ironic for us to belong to 'enemy countries', as a guest speaker also pointed out. If Bollywood was a great unifier, it must be mentioned that our Pakistani friends knew more on the subject than we did, or at least I did.

Our love of musicians from across the border also turned out to be a great topic for discussion. One of the first audio cassettes that I remember buying as a child was Junoon’s Azadi some 15 years ago. On odd days, if you listen very carefully, you can still hear me humming Kyun Parishan.

Why then, if we know so much about each other, do we not seem to get along?

I am afraid that is a very hard question to answer although possibly a simpler question couldn’t be posed. On a superficial level, it might seem very easy to make a list of things we hate about the 'other', but on a philosophical level, can we justify that list and swear to ourselves that it would hold true for eternity?

I, too, have my fair share of problems with the Pakistani state just as I’m sure Pakistanis have their share of problems with the Indian state. Today, I might have a more legitimate claim to bitterness against their state but yesterday, perhaps Pakistan did. The Pakistani state will have to reassure the Indian state by doing everything possible to avert another Mumbai.

However, that in no way should impede our right to engage with and visit each other. Making friends and sustaining those friendships is one way we can hope to get out of this quagmire. Also, the whole idea of limited visas wherein most Pakistanis receive permits to visit only one or a few Indian cities, and Indians, too, receive permits to visit only one or a few Pakistani cities needs to be scrapped.

How can one call oneself a South Asian under such throttled circumstances?

Agreed, South Asia is a recent construct and this part of the world has always been known as the Indian subcontinent. But do I not hear peaceniks on either side (not to forget like-minded Bangladeshis, Nepalese and Sri Lankans) hoping to forge a new, post-colonial South Asian identity?

Well, such a thing must be worked for and will not drop, all of a sudden, from the sky.

Our guests (and now friends) from Pakistan have returned home. I hope we stay in touch because after all the geniality and warmth exchanged, the real challenge will lie in our being able to sustain those ties and informing friends and family in our respective countries that the other is, in fact, quite similar.

A partitioned subcontinent need not necessarily mean partitioned people.

Charuchandra Dasgupta, I’m certain, would agree.

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Twenty things I love about Lahore

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Lahore and I have always had a complicated relationship. The city can plunge me deep into an abyss of depression at will, yet it’s the sole antidote to depression I know of. It reminds me of various people, family members and others, who passed away; yet it’s a place that still makes me want to live. I would choose Lahore over any other city of Pakistan if given the choice. So it’s only after 20 years of my acquaintance with Lahore, countless memories, ample experiences and an article in The Express Tribune Magazine entitled '10 things I hate about Lahore' (which was widely misinterpreted and earned me some considerable bashing) that I thought about writing on the 20 things that I love about the city of sin and splendour. 1. How Lahoris forgive and forget. Though belligerence seems to be the natural order of the day in Lahore, the news doesn’t end right there. In the first half of a second, you see two men dash and break each other’s teeth. In the next half of the same second, you see them going to the dentist together. 2. The shrine of Mian Mir Madho Lal Hussain, Data Darbar, the langar, the divine verses, the dholaks, and the dance ─ sufism seeps pure and chaste through the city. 3. Driving through the canal road. There are few things as joyous as passing through the underpasses besides the melodious canal, especially in the summers, when the canal plays host to a number of heat-struck kids! 4. Food. Ah, the food is the best, but since the culinary aspect of Lahore has been written about to death, skip to the next one! (However, this isn’t to say that checking out the new food street shouldn’t be aim of your life from this moment on!) 5. The rapidly increasing fly-overs and modern structures. I’m ready to forgive the massive amount of hapless trouble the Kalma Chowk fly-over recently gave me. Environmentalists may hate me for this, but I do have a thing for concrete. 6. The wonderful, strong people Lahore has produced, which includes the likes of Maulana Maudodi, Bano Qudsia, Sufi Tabassum, Saadat Hassan Manto, Habib Jabib and Ashfaq Ahmad, and, of course, my mother! 7. Lahore never sleeps and it is downright aversive to the idea of keeping mum. It remains abuzz with activity even in the unwonted of all hours. When all else is calm, the rickshaws come to play, or the blaring vocals of Naseebo Lal! 8. Amidst the elegant harmony between Badshahi masjid, Gurdwara Dera Sahib and Krishna Mandir, Lahore remains devout to its faith. Most of the times, religion tends to remain in the city what it’s intended to be: an ideology rather than an accessory. 9. Old Lahore. Narrow streets ad wide havelis speak of a spectacular past. And the thirteen gates (theoretically speaking). One cannot leave out Wazir Khan mosque, Shahi Hamam, and paan-chewing uncles playing cards. 10. Of how Lahore is a sensitive place ─ there is so much feeling to the city. Everything in Lahore has a story to tell. Since I’m much of a loser at poetic expressions, can I please get away by just saying that the city itself lives? 11. The vehicles. Lahore is the city where I first saw a limousine, desperately trying to make a U-turn on the narrow road of an underdeveloped neighbourhood. To complete the picture; years ago it was also the city where I first saw a rickshaw! ‘Itna bara scooter?’ a five-year-old me had shockingly posed at my aunt! 12. The splendor. Thanks to the Mughals (and, err, to the British, too), past blends flawlessly with the present in Lahore and gives rise to an aura peculiar to the city. A special salute to Noor Jehan for giving us her husband Jehangir’s tomb, which tops the list of my favourite Mughal structures! They don’t really say ‘Lahore, Lahore hai’ for nothing! 13. Lahore is home to Pakistan’s state-of-the-art, premium, international standards (pun intended) film industry: Lollywood. What’s life without laughter? What’s Lahore without Lollywood? 14. I especially adore how welcoming and hospitable the city is. Despite the barbarous invasions throughout its timeline, Lahore isn’t the least bit sceptical or cynical. In fact, it has been irrationally abused too much by all the separatists, that it rightfully doesn’t seem to care anymore. When others refused to bow and went for arms, Lahore surrendered, not because it was weak, but since it was ready to evolve. 15. That market near that road I do not remember exactly, but it has a note-worthy collection of impressive pets ─ cats, dogs and birds. Lame? Sorry! (But they even sell African Grey Parrots and Japanese Spitz(es)!) 16. Lahore is an absolute delight for shoppers. There’s an infinite list of options to choose from; Fortress, Anarkali, Gulberg, Liberty, Sunday Bazaar (and even Landa Bazaar). 17. The parks. In the mood for jogging, or just enjoying the serene nature in intimacy? Lahore won’t disappoint you. 18. The festivities! Lahore calls for celebrations galore at the slightest hint of a chance. It doesn’t just make merry; it has to do it. Had all cities been the same, just think about the numerous holidays we’d be having! 19. Because it’s a (ignoring certain aspects) classy example of how a city should be. It has even braced itself to get Pakistan’s first metro rail transit system. It’s just that no one really knows if/how the project turns up – but we won’t go there. 20. Because it’s ours! Read more by Asif here or follow him on Twitter @asifnz


Meera versus Imran Khan? Of course, I’ll vote for Meera!

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Whilst the former government was busy choosing a person from the photo album of multiple 85-year-old potential caretakers (most of whom require a personal caretaker in their normal lives), the only thing that was killing me was to figure who I must vote for. Amidst that anguish, came the news that immediately lightened up the mood; interior design graduate from Kinnaird College named Irtiza Rubab is going to be contesting against Imran Khan in the next general elections. For those who don’t know, I’m talking about Meera jee! It was a bit of a laugh since there is absolutely no match between the two. I mean come on, one is an internationally acclaimed superstar, a philanthropist and a heartthrob who stole millions of hearts and the other one is Imran Khan. I think Imran Khan should step back or consider another seat if he doesn’t want to see his 17-year-long struggle flushed down the drain. I’m serious. Meera definitely has my vote for reasons mentioned below and after reading this piece, she’ll have a couple more, I’m sure. Following are the reasons why Meera has a higher weightage against Imran Khan. Name: Names have a very strong psychological effect. Now I’m a believer of numbers and letters and the science between them. Looking at some historical examples, you will see that strong personalities usually possess strong names; these names define their charisma and appeal. How many Benazirs did you know before Benazir Bhutto? Most of us never heard of the name ‘Musharraf’ before Pervez Musharraf. How many Churchills or Hitlers were there in history? This is why you had never heard the name Obama before President Obama came along. If I were to tell you that a guy named Abdul Rashid Salim dated Aishwariya Rai and Katrina Kaif, your mind would conjure up a weird image of an ordinary person and you would probably find it hard to believe. Well, that happens to be Salman Khan’s real name! See, now you have a different image in your head. Imran Khan is a very common name, although the “Khan” attempts to give more weightage there but try and Google it, you’d get more results for “Matru Ki Bijli ka Mandola” than the guy in question. ‘Meera Jee’, however, has its own uniqueness that speaks of a strong character and I foresee this name as a beacon of exemplary leadership in future. Team: There is no “I” in the word team unless Apple decides to launch a product called iTeam; until then we’re good. A team is very essential, as politics is no one-man-show. Okay, may be it is in this democratic dilemma we live in, but if you wish to bring a change, you need a perfect team to start off. Imran doesn’t have it, sadly. His team comprises a dentist, an owner of a chain of schools, a former CEO of a multinational, and a bunch of opportunists who had pledged their allegiance to the same “crooks” who Imran likes to keep targeting. It is highly unlikely that these people will ever make to our good books. A CEO of a multinational company? Please, everyone knows that they are the ones who devise and execute plans to steal resources of the nation and sell it worldwide reaping profits, paying peanuts to the worker; they’re a perfect example of ‘corporatocracy’. I am not willing to trade my vote for this. Meera, however, has a trustworthy and talented team of “national heroes” who mean serious business. They can use Moammar Rana’s acting sequels as a torture method for interrogation ensuring quick results in counter-terrorism. Saima, on the other hand, can come in handy in the search for untapped mineral resources. Mustafa Qureshi can be made in-charge of security and immigration at the airport keeping an eye on the goras, mostly first time visitors who he could stare straight into their face and ask,

“Nava aaya hai, sohneya?” (Are you new here, dearie?)
That will really send the message across that there is no room for monkey business and if they were on espionage, they should think twice before proceeding. Representation: Imran does not represent the masses. He represents the elitists who have had everything they’ve ever wanted for generations; went to posh schools, had an aristocratic lifestyle and married royalty. He represents the one per cent and will only work to run their agenda. Meera, on the other hand, truly represents the 99 per cent - you know, since 99 per cent of us can’t form a grammatically correct sentence. Plan: Imran’s 90-day plans sound far from reality. It sounds more like a Tele-brand product where Jim and John (who happen to speak perfect Hindi), cut a leather shoe in half with a pair of scissors - fancy to look at, but unrealistic to carry out. In the year 2000, Meera did a movie called “Billi” and two years later did a movie called “Billa”(wow, what range), which means that she has a ‘cat-astrophic’ plan. If you haven’t had it figured out yet, there’s a reason why “Lollywood” starts with LOL. Besides, she hasn’t really laid out a plan as to how she plans to rule the country, which perfectly fits a quote by Rumi that says,
“Live where you fear to live. Destroy your reputation. Be notorious.”
In short, YOLO (You Only Live Once)! History: History is very important and relevant especially when you’re competing to run the office. You must show that you have a lot of experience and gained a lot of skill from your previous portfolio. Imran cannot possibly use his cricketing experience. The only thing he could be using is the autocratic method to run the country, the way he used to back in the day with the team. Meera, however, could use her skills of acting, the power of denial and persistence to stay firm on a statement like none other. All of this could come in handy in diplomatic affairs. She could charm Michelle Obama complimenting her on her “outfoot” before going for a bathroom break, pass out when thrown harsh questions at from the press, and swear upon anything to prove the country’s innocence - especially when facing allegations of overseas terrorism attacks. Who wouldn’t buy it if she swears upon her family, huh? PS: Before the Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf (PTI) anti-bullying cyber jihadi force wage a war on me, here are some pictures of me. Here’s me pulling an all-nighter at PTI’s anti-drone sit-in in Karachi, May 2011. And here’s me at a PTI fundraiser in Karachi. Read more by Junaid here or follow him on Twitter @june_aid

Pakistan’s film industry is not dead… yet

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I don’t remember watching a Pakistani film growing up. I was way too busy being smothered by Shahrukh Khan’s movies that everyone back then just had to watch — with the entire family. People would memorise lines, know the dance steps of each song by heart and would fantasise about Bollywood happening to them in real life. It never did. When Pakistan came out with films like Khuda Ke Liye and Bol, the content was too ‘heavy’ to appeal to the masses. Critics called the plot convoluted. The treatment contrived and termed the subject matter as just way too overwhelming for a single feature-length film. This was the time that rumours about Pakistan’s film industry being dead were gaining strength. The formulaic underdog-actor-coming-to-the-rescue-of-the-shrieking-heroine narrative of yesteryear was no longer getting the common man to the cinemas — at least, not in as large a number. It’s when people realised that film-makers had something to say — for a change, that the word ‘revival’ came about. Khuda Ke Lyie and Bol touched a nerve. They were way too close to home to be considered pleasant and yet, the originality was refreshing. The fact that it stemmed from real issues and wasn’t just a derivative of Hollywood, Bollywood and everything in between was a novelty. We didn’t have to wait for a movie to happen to us. It was already happening. The newer product of the industry, Chambaili also played on a topic that was relevant — elections. Back then, nothing else mattered. Even though, how the film was shot and technically treated left much to be desired, it didn’t borrow from content that was alien to the people and for that very fact, it worked. The number of Pakistani films you have seen in the last five years hardly amount to a double-figure and yet, I fail to accept that the industry is dead. As long as it has a voice that sets it apart from any other medium, for me it’s doing exactly what it’s supposed to. Maybe consider it dead, when it has nothing to say at all. Read more by Riffat here, or follow her on Twitter @RiffyR


Meera ji, take a chill pill, please

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The list of things wrong with Pakistan, today: corruption, terrorism, a crumbling state structure, the energy crisis, sectarian violence, poverty, lack of infrastructural development, brain drain, increasing foreign debt, illiteracy, unemployment, mehngai (inflation), paani ki qami (water scarcity), roads pe traffic aur Meera ji ki English (traffic on the roads and Meera ji’s English)…Wait, what?! In her own words, Meera began her career in the entertainment industry in 1995. In just 18 years, she has somehow managed to become an integral part of the Pakistani entertainment industry. Every other person on the street will know who she is. Hers’ is the kind of fame that has managed to transcend all barriers of class, sect and ethnicity. For the love of God, the woman got her own reality television show when she decided it was time for her to get married. Need I say more? But somehow, we have all collectively managed to upset Meera. The fan-following and popularity isn’t enough. The XX-year-old woman needs more attention. In her latest attempt to make news waves, Meera has decided that she has had enough with all the jokes about her age and her English speaking skills (or lack thereof). Apparently, her recently released movie didn’t shift enough of the Pakistani population’s focus onto her. The ‘veteran’ Lollywood actress has now threatened to drag to court everybody who manages to offend her! Good luck with that Meera. It’s not like our courts have anything better to do anyway, right?

“I am taking my life very seriously now and want to build a hospital in Pakistan for my country-men.”
About time Meera, about time. But guess what: nobody cares. We have bigger problems to focus on. And yes that’s a valid argument here. A couple of tweets and jokes that people probably forgot five minutes after they first read/heard them don’t damage anybody’s reputation as much as their own words do. And let’s not pretend Meera hasn’t enjoyed the attention all this time. She probably has more parody accounts on our social media channels than Zardari and Altaf Bhai combined. News flash! People are mean. We mock, we judge and we joke. It’s in our nature and we do it only to keep ourselves entertained. Who better to entertain us than our very own entertainment industry’s artists? Especially when acting skills and scripts don’t seem to suffice anyway – any publicity is good publicity, right? Haters are going to hate, but if the hatred is too hot for Meera to handle, how about she hire someone who’ll tweet her wonderful thoughts for her or even better, how about she stops using Twitter altogether? That way, us, entertainment starved Pakistanis, won’t get after her for every tiny error in judgment. After that, she could continue doing what she is doing and we’ll do the same. System chal raha hai, chalney doh (A system is working in place, let it work). After all, by throwing random fits she is just giving us more reasons to ‘discuss’ her and since she has yet to display any serious intention of fixing her ways, I won’t even bother with that suggestion. If this were a less pathetic situation, I would have asked Meera to continue doing the work that she is doing and ignore the ‘criticisms’ but as far as I’m concerned, this particular personality has yet to make any valid contribution to our society. If she were a smarter woman, she would have started taking her life seriously decades ago. (Does the decades reference count as an age-related joke? Oops.)

Veena Malik and her never-ending ‘dramas’

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Veena Malik has found a new claim to fame. And this time it is at the opposite end of the pendulum. Suddenly modelling, acting, dancing and all showbiz-related content has been deemed un-Islamic. By Veena Malik. Yes, Veena Malik. Don’t believe me? [embed width="620"]http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1a663d_veena-malik-in-umrah_shortfilms[/embed] Don’t get me wrong, I have nothing against practicing one’s faith but no one can publicly criticise another’s profession in the name of religion. No one can have the audacity to turn on someone or something that made you who you are. Not even Veena Malik. Who is she to decide about the sanctity of the showbiz industry? Yes, people can change; they can become more devout and pious. But they cannot criticise the actions of others and especially, not on national television. And what annoys me is that the media gave her ‘affected’ message live coverage. The same media that made her what she is today. We all know about her initial journey of failure as an actress in Lollywood and then her failed attempt at acting in TV shows. Her fortune only changed for the better after she acted in Pakistan’s popular comedy show Hum Sab Umeed Say Hain. Then she tried her luck in India where once again, she acted in a succession of failures including Zindagi 50-50Gali Gali Mein Chor Hai and Tere Naal Love Hogaya. While in India, she created quite a controversy when participating in Big Boss and with her ‘allegedly’ nude photo shoot for the Indian online edition of the international monthly men’s lifestyle magazine FHM. And if this photo shoot was not enough, the next drama on the plate was her tattoo which was visible during the shoot. The tattoo happened to be of Pakistan’s Inter-Services Intelligence (ISI) and after this, there were speculations that Veena was acting as a Pakistani spy in India – a claim she vehemently denied, of course. My point is that Veena has gone out of her way to create a spectacle out of everything she has put herself into. And she has done a good job, judging from the fame she has accumulated over the years. I don’t think there is anyone who would not know of Veena Malik. They might not have seen her pictures, shows or movies, but they would still know who she is and why she is famous. [caption id="" align="alignnone" width="600"] Veena Malik has always gone out of her way to create a spectacle out of everything she has put herself into. Photo: File[/caption] So, this new video just seems like another theatrical attempt to add some spice to her life (and to that of others too). I am not to trying to compare her actions to those of a regular woman (since she has clearly shown that she isn’t one) but she needs to understand that there are several ways to resolve issues. And not all of them have to be so dramatic. Take the example of Sunny Leone. When the Indo-Canadian moved from the adult film industry to Bollywood, she spoke about her past in a matter-of-fact way. She never denied that it had been a part of her life but neither did she speak ill about the adult film industry. And then, along comes Veena, clad in her abaya and hijab, setting off for Umrah and asking people for forgiveness for her ‘past mistakes’ and requesting them to pray for her so that she is able to stick to this ‘change’ in her life. She has announced her retirement from the Indian and Pakistani film industry but has promised that she will only work for social welfare projects in the future. [caption id="" align="alignnone" width="300"] She has announced her retirement from the film industry and has claimed that she will only work for social welfare projects. Photo: File[/caption] Her supporters will argue that it is customary to ask for prayers and forgiveness when heading off to a pilgrimage. But coming on air and asking for ‘forgiveness for her past mistakes’ just seems insulting to the media industry – the very industry that welcomed her and made her who she is today. Or was yesterday. I just think that religion is one’s personal domain and flaunting her ‘Naik Perveen-ness’ in our faces, just like she flaunted all her other assets in our faces yesterday, is in poor taste. Just because she has decided to set out on a new part in her life does not mean that the entire film industry is un-Islamic and is on the path to despair. She has claimed in her interviews that ‘well-wishers from all over the world have been congratulating her and sending her prayers’. I think that had she made this move in a more discreet and subtle way, her well-wishers would have been much more in number. And I might have been one of them.


Meera ji’s age conundrum: It is time for our actresses to grow up!

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It is evident that, in today’s day and age, women become very sensitive when it comes to discussing matters of ‘age’. Some become defensive, while others become emotionally distraught. Yesterday, a friend of mine shared a video with me on Facebook, and what a surprising video that turned out to be! In the clip, Meera is seen clarifying speculations about her age. She says,

“My age has always been a very complicated matter and ‘Googles’ also portrays my age incorrectly, even my date of birth. I was born on May 12 but ‘Googles’ shows otherwise. But for now all I can say is that I am under 30. I’m just a girl right now.”
[embed width="620"]http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1ufer8_meera-jee-disclosed-her-age-last-night-and-claims-googles-is-fake_fun[/embed] Shocked at her statement I began pondering over how long I had seen Meera ji on television. As far as I can recall, I seem to remember having seen her on TV for a good 20 years, at least! And yet, she insists she is still in her 20’s? Yes, I understand people want to hide their age, but the least they can do is make it realistic! To know that thousands of people on social media platforms and television have probably seen the video, nationally and internationally, I was highly embarrassed; for Pakistan and for Meera. When our actresses come in front of the camera and make such statements about their age, they give out a bad impression to the world, not only about themselves but also about the people of the country too. On one side, we compare everything with Bollywood but on the other, we victimise ourselves with trivial, age related conflicts. While Bollywood actors and actresses support charity events and make headlines for doing noteworthy things, ours make headlines for all the wrong reasons. And of course, if one actress tries to steal the limelight, albeit for trivial reasons such as age, others feel the obligation to jump onto the bandwagon too. In this case it was, Lollywood’s senior actress, Sangeeta Begum, who decided to pass on some ‘advice’ to Meera regarding her age and the kinds of roles she should be taking up. She said,
“Meera falls in the league of senior actors now and should play the role of the heroine’s older sister, instead of the lead character.”
Frankly speaking, I didn’t expect such statements to be made by a senior artist like Sangeeta. Yes, the adults are there to help guide the young, even scold them, but to do so on television, in front of the whole wide world is just making a spectacle of an already dramatised affair is just wrong. Could she not have emailed, texted, called or paid a visit to Meera to explain things? Was making a public spectacle of it really necessary? The impression of the industry rests upon the shoulders of each and every member, and if mistakes or non-news worthy statements are sensationalised in such a way, what impression are you leaving with our foreign viewers? As was expected, the show must go on and so Meera obviously retaliated,
“Sangeeta is more like a grandmother now and she should act maturely. She should abstain from exhibiting such childlike behaviour; the underlying motive for passing such a statement was to gain popularity.”
Now, who will tell Meera that Sangeeta, at her age, doesn’t need cheap publicity; she needs philanthropy and prayers. To clarify, I am not criticising Sangeeta’s age here; I’m merely suggesting that, besides focusing on the revival of the film industry, there are other important issues too, like development projects and campaigns against social problems, which require time and attention. If our actors and artists divert their attention towards these issues and work towards solving them, the general public will be thankful to them and that in itself will be great publicity. But obviously, the conflict doesn’t end here. Pakistan’s very own Barbie doll, Reema Khan, with her charming smile and composed countenance, commented on the on-going age conflict during a programme stating,
“I am not suffering from any age complex. However, many actresses these days, who are grandmothers now, are still hiding their age.”
What was surprising was that none of the other actresses felt the need to rebut Reema’s statement. Perhaps, they are pondering over how to respond to her remark with an equally charming demeanour, all the while maintaining their distance from the age conflict, afraid that they might come in the line of fire as well. Or maybe, the hesitation is a sign that actresses do not want to cross swords with Reema because she is one of the most respected artists in our industry? Or maybe, the deafening silence is because Reema, keeping her age in mind, decided to quit the film industry even though she was on the zenith of her career. She left the industry gracefully and decided to get married when the time was right. Whatever the case, the bottom line is, as a nation, we are distracting ourselves from real issues that have a stranglehold on everyday lives. Meera ji’s age is a non-issue and an irrelevant conflict that has absolutely no solution. There never has been a solution to this age conundrum, nor will there ever be. It is time we accept that and move on. Age is just a number and this number will not help us solve the plethora of issues that our country is currently enduring.

Tamanna: A step in the right direction for Pakistani cinema

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There has to be something about a movie where a Pakistani audience sits silently in cinemas, where mobile texting and chatting during a movie is the norm otherwise, and watch two lead characters dominate the story in a single location for 83 minutes. Billed as Pakistan’s first ‘Film Noir’, Tamanna is definitely in a league of its own in the context of Pakistani cinema. Prominent film critic Taran Adarsh raised an important point upon release of the film Barfi!,

“You don’t formulate movies (like Barfi!) targeting its box-office potential or its commercial prospects. You create such films for its passion of cinema.”
This statement applies to Tamanna as well; which takes several brave strides. It fulfils what it sets out to do and keeps you hooked and guessing all the while.   [embed width="620"]http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x10gwzc_tamanna-trailer-the-pakistani-movie_shortfilms[/embed] Based on a well-known Anthony Shaffer play, Sleuth, the film incorporates elements of dark humour, melodrama, crime, passion and revenge. This is the fourth adaption of the play on screen, the first one starring Lawrence Olivier and Michael Caine in 1972, followed by a remake starring Michael Caine and Jude Law in 2007 and a made-for-TV West Bengali adaptation. The film’s hero is Rizwan Ahmed (Omair Rana), a struggling actor who meets Mian Tariq Ali (Salman Shahid), a relic of the once-thriving film industry. The struggling actor, Rizwan, is there to convince Ali to divorce his wife, played by Mehreen Raheal. A contest of male dominance between the two men ensues; starting quite reasonably, playfully even, but eventually turning angry and violent. Director Steven Moore has made a mature and evenly paced film, detailed with layers. The film keeps you interested, attentive and anxious to learn about what will unfold. While most thrillers only work well if someone gets caught, here, the story sails through even after you have figured it all out. I especially enjoyed the scene with the police character, Faisal Khan; the director made clever use of a load-shedding blackout to conceal the policeman’s identity and build the anticipation. Also, the viewer needs to savour Salman Shahid and Omair Rana’s brilliant performances; one of the strengths of the movie. Another important aspect of the film is the stunning cinematography, complimented by the film’s original background score and songs by local artists. The second half of the film relaxes, where it could be tauter. One grouse would be that the sub-plots in the story are likely to test your patience at some points, as the narrative deviates from the pure treatment, with a lot of twists and turns. However, thankfully, ‘Tamanna’ doesn’t come unhinged. The first rate performances, especially of Salman Shahid, under Moore’s direction, help steer it to shore. What does ‘Tamanna’ mean for new Pakistani cinema? Content is king in movies, where a new age of realism and portrayal of reality onscreen has become a common film-making practice, as opposed to showing a larger than life drama. The set formula used earlier, of a big star cast, exotic locations and song and dance, is at risk of falling flat without a solid script and concept. The internet generation is becoming more aware of world cinema and content quality. In terms of cinema, one must distinguish between ‘popular’ and ‘important’. Popular, or mainstream, cinema means remaining within the expectation of the audience and the dominant ideology of society from which it arises. Whereas ‘important’ refers to cinema with ideas that are not yet fully realised or discussed, or are generally under-represented by the mainstream. In the conventional sense, these films were considered ‘Art Cinema’ or ‘Parallel Cinema’. This means that these films are intelligent and they are meant for a niche audience (read: poor box office). This no longer applies, as we see how Indian commercial cinema (in spite of mainstream Bollywood) has taken a different route of late, entertaining its viewers with the blend of auteur and new age cinematic realism. This is evident from the selection of Barfi for an Oscar consideration or the official selection of ‘Gangs of Wasseypur’ at Cannes. With directors, such as Anurag Kashyap, Madhur Bhandrakar, Dibakar Banerjee, Vishal Bhadwaraj, Imtiaz Ali, Nagesh Kuknoor, Santosh Sivan and Srijit Mukherjee amongst others, and their individualistic approaches, it is clear that Indian cinema now takes the art more seriously. With all the talk of the revival of Pakistani cinema, or a new age of film emerging, are we going straight to this situation of having both the commercial and art cinema, not wasting time catching up like the Indian cinema did over 20 or 30 years? Time will tell. But Tamanna, with its postmodern stance towards style, is certainly a step in the right direction.

Dukhtar: A mother’s plight against child marriage

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Rarely do movies of such calibre come along that transcend generations and provoke our greater thought process, not because of impressive visuals, A-list actors, extravagant set pieces and locales but because of its strong story-driven narrative – narrative that is deeply entrenched into the harsh realities of life, as opposed to a work of fiction.  Dukhtar too has a potential to lay claim to all of that and then some, thanks to its excellent subject matter. [embed width="620"]http://vimeo.com/100581493[/embed] Dukhtar means ‘daughter’ in Farsi and Urdu dialects. The movie is predominately a story about the plights, miseries and ultimately the bravery exhibited by the principal protagonist of the movie, Allah Rakhi (Samiya Mumtaz). Under the banner of The Crew Films, Dukhtar is directed by Afia Nathaniel, who is a graduate of Columbia University School of Arts. [caption id="" align="alignnone" width="595"] Photo: Dukhtar Facebook page[/caption] The movie’s premise revolves around a woman’s struggle, resilience and unwavering perseverance in the face of extreme odds. Rakhi undergoes many trials and tribulations to make sure of the fact that her daughter Zainab (Saleha Aref) doesn’t fall into the dreaded shackles of the same fate, of getting married to an old tribal chieftain, that she had encountered when she was 15-years-old. [caption id="" align="alignnone" width="594"] Photo: Dukhtar Facebook page[/caption] The mere thought of her daughter’s marriage to a much older man sends shivers down her spine and she vows to protect her infantile daughter, who is only 10-years-old, from this draconian custom. Subsequently, as events progress during the course of the movie, she decides, as a last resort, to run from her husband’s home with her daughter to escape the ominous fate which would surely befall her daughter and which seemed more than imminent had she stayed there. Thus, her journey to escape the picturesque and serene northern areas of Pakistan and to reach her hometown of Lahore begins. On the run from her husband and the whole tribal clan, her path gets entwined with an ex-mujahid truck driver, Sohail (Mohib Mirza), who helps her in whatever capacity he can. [caption id="" align="alignnone" width="496"] Photo: Dukhtar Facebook page[/caption] Rakhi’s actions and the movie itself will make the audience question the logic behind this antediluvian custom. This archaic tribal ritual of child marriages (child brides) is used as a mean of settling old feuds between rival clans under the guise of “honour”. If bluntly put, this practice is nothing more than satiating one’s vile paedophilic, sadistic and masochistic tendencies coupled with the false bravado associated with it. [caption id="" align="alignnone" width="594"] Photo: Dukhtar Facebook page[/caption] The dialogue delivery of the cast members, especially Mumtaz, is unwavering and strong. Mirza also exhibits a strong portrayal of the character that he plays. The child actor, Saleha, is surprisingly good as well. They are augmented by a strong cast of seasoned actors such as Asif Khan, Ajab Gul, Adnan Shah (Tipu), Abdullah Jan, Samina Ahmed, Zeeshan Shafa and Omair Rana. [caption id="" align="alignnone" width="595"] Photo: Dukhtar Facebook page[/caption] In terms of the visual elements, Dukhtar in a nutshell is breath-taking to look at. Set against the backdrop of gorgeous and surreal locations of Gilgit, Hunza Valley, Skardu and Kallar Valley, it will be, aesthetically speaking, a visual feast for moviegoers. The director does well to differentiate and saturate the visual tones between showing the beautiful, albeit rugged, terrain of northern Pakistan and the monotonous urban concrete jungle that is Lahore. [caption id="" align="alignnone" width="595"] Photo: Dukhtar Facebook page[/caption] In terms of the auditory elements, the music and soundtracks composed for this movie are powerful and complement the storyline very well. Cases in point are, Jeenay Chaley by Shafqat Amanat Ali and Naina sung by Hina Nasrullah. While the movie depicts a specific backdrop (actors who play Pakhtuns) that can be limited to northern areas, this movie should not be misunderstood as portraying negative stereotypes of a certain ethnicity. It should, instead, be seen as shedding light towards a serious matter in general that is as much prevalent in other parts of our country and has also plagued Sindh, Balochistan and Punjab in equal measure. Additionally, it should also be seen as a catalyst that will hopefully bring attention of relevant authorities towards this menace of child brides, for implementing regulatory frameworks to cease this practice once and for all. The movie has been praised internationally as well. Recently, on September 5, 2014, it was premiered at the prestigious Toronto International Film Festival (TIFF) and received widespread acclaim for its story. [caption id="" align="alignnone" width="597"] Photo: Dukhtar Facebook page[/caption] Dukhtar opened nationwide in all major cinemas across Pakistan on September 18, 2014, and I would highly recommend people to watch it.


9 things I hate about Naya Pakistan

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I cannot pinpoint any single incident that sparked off this piece of satire but one of the many triggers for me was the ludicrous vanity that has been displayed in full swing over the past one month. At first, I was very optimistic about this so-called Naya Pakistan. But the kind of polarisation it has created in an already fragmented society is beyond disappointment. Now I fully understand what Aristotle meant when he said,

“Youth is easily deceived, because it is quick to hope”.
So here are the nine things that I hate about Naya Pakistan and those who blindly follow this idea. Inability to take criticism Unlike any healthy society (Western or Scandinavian, as they are often used as reference and role models for Naya Pakistan), the space for debate has completely vanished from ours. Astonishingly, this quasi-educated, quintessential brigade has put religious zealots to shame (who previously had a monopoly in this case). What’s even more disturbing is that this brigade is led by an Oxford graduate, who instead of providing a logical rebuttal for an argument, often takes refuge in labelling you a dollar-khor, liberal fascist and what not and starts levelling allegations against all those who oppose him. Apparently, in Naya Pakistan, you get free hits 24/7 that can be utilised to gratify your own whims for any wild allegation against anyone without any proof whatsoever (excuse my cricketing metaphor – it’s a trend these days). One just wonders, does Khan Sahib remember his own case against Ian Botham and Alan Lamb? Because if he does, then he should know that people just cannot get away that easily for levelling baseless allegations in western countries. Labels as medals Liberal fascist, dollar-khorpatwaris (revenue department officials), ghadars (traitor) – these are just some of the many interesting fusions of different labels in Naya Pakistan. They are as unavoidable as death. This new school reserves the right to use any of these labels against anyone who does not share their same ‘frog in a well’ point of view. To them, these labels are more like ‘medals of shame’ and proofs of you being sold out because you disagree. If you somehow manage to avoid all of the above, I doubt that you’ll escape the lifafa journalist label. Punjabi movies’ dying scenes These never ending sit-ins and marches are similar to a death scene in a Punjabi movie. No matter how much you want to get it over with, it just doesn’t end – the dialogues/speeches just keep coming. Like in a Sultan Rahi movie where the mother is lying on her deathbed, these dharnas are filled with endless speeches and ultimatums, without anyone actually dying. The fake accents What is up with the fake accents? Watching these westernised (as Khan Sahib might say) youngsters trying to make an impression with their fake English accent is another trigger that has forced me to write this. Nothing puts one off more than a youngster who has no idea about politics or how a revolution works and still he/she adamantly fights for Naya Pakistan’s ideology with their fake-American and fake-British accents. “I am/know everything” Strangely, this habit of reiterating ones importance is a very old one, and it started surfacing long before the dream of this Naya Pakistan came about. Does the 1992 World Cup post-match presentation ring any bells? Remember how one person took full credit for the World Cup victory, despite the fact that there were 10 other team players? Not to mention, the never ending lessons of how Khan Sahib knows the western society better than anyone on the planet along with occasional sprinkles of Scandinavian welfare system. Khan Sahib knows best. The habit of switching from Medina to the American Revolution, in a split second, confuses simple minded people like me. Even if Khan Sahib tells us he was witnessing an American Revolution right now, the likes of me will believe him blindly. He is just that good at selling these ideas. If there was a Nobel Prize for using the word “mien”, I am sure no one would even come close to the glory of Khan Sahib. I need nothing (wink wink) Khan Sahib’s trademark slogan of ‘tabdeeli’, along with his insistence that he doesn’t need anything, makes one question his sincerity. Seriously sire, it has become quite obvious now. Lore is that if you look in the mirror and say “I want to be the prime minister” three times, someone would appear behind you and say,
“Oye! You liberal fascist, dollar khor! I will be the next prime minister!”
Such is the conundrum of our Naya Pakistan. Cricketing metaphors As if Urdu’s idioms and proverbs were not enough, these people have added cricketing metaphors to the list now. How a bouncer uproots a middle stump still remains a mystery to me. To make matters worse, these phrases are used 24/7 across the board, equally by super hyped up lifafa journalists. There is just no escape from these cricketing metaphors. It makes one think if such idioms actually help in making a country stable. If it is so, then no wonder why America as a super power is messing up – they play baseball instead of cricket. Someone should suggest this crucial problem to them. Fight against which status quo? There are all these endless lessons of fighting against the status quo in almost all Naya Pakistan speeches. Voltaire’s remark is most apt in identifying the status quo: “To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise”. In Pakistan, this censorship only applies to the establishment and the religious clergy, which are part and parcel of the status quo. Therefore, it is somewhat of a question mark why the Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf (PTI) is so comfortable with these groups. On the other end, nothing can be more ironic than standing next to Jahangir Tareen and Shah Mahmood Qureshi while taking about the sugar mill mafia and land lords respectively. I am all mum about the salient features of the educational reforms announced by Khan Sahib and the occasional whispers from Khursheed Mahmood Kasuri (head of the Beaconhouse School System). What about Junaid Jamshed joining Naya Pakistan movement to fight against expensive branded clothing mafia and much hyped up ‘indecent and vulgar’ designers lawn? All this is very strange – and ironic. Trolls Every movement has a distinct feature; for Naya Pakistan, it is the hysteric, passionate and malfunctioning trolls who have zero sense of socialisation, politics or current affairs and are usually found on different social media forum. I don’t have to explain much about these online PTI crusaders; the comment section below will be enough to understand them. Being a Kashmiri, I often ‘interact’ with trolls from Naya India and Naya Pakistan and I’ve found one stark similarity between both these troll breeds: first, both judge your opinion about the entire country according to your views about their party leaders and second, they expect your blind devotion to their party leader – as if you are a sheep. However, this is not something new for me. We have always been considered as sheep, albeit the Simla agreement or the Pervez Musharraf-Manmohan Singh four-point formula. That’s just how it goes. PS: I solemnly swear that this article is not sponsored by the Illuminati. 

#NaMaloomAfraad is a riot on its own!

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The term “Na maloon afraad”, in recent times, has become almost ubiquitous and synonymous with those unknown/anonymous miscreants that are up to no good at all vis-à-vis to any law and order situation in our major cities. However, this time around, it has a comedic spin surrounding it; enter Na Maloom Afraad, the Pakistani feature movie! [embed width="620"]http://vimeo.com/99359741[/embed] Suffice to say, the consensus will be unanimously positive and endearing when one will head out to the movie theatres to see this particular motion picture; they will be thoroughly entertained and get their money’s worth. It is a pure masala film through and through, which is not a bad thing, seeing how lately there has been a great dearth of unadulterated, solely “paisa wasool” (worth your money) and quality entertainer movies that have been churned out of Lollywood, and Na Maloom Afraad delivers that aspect in abundance. By having Nabeel Qureshi as the director at the helm under the banner of Filmwala pictures, the film benefits greatly as a direct result. He has been acknowledged as one of the few directors that are playing their due and active role to usher in a new wave of contemporary Pakistani cinema. A cinema that is not merely about the “ghundas”, “Maula Jutts” and “Noori Naats” of our world but rather more about substance, quality, well-rounded scripts and overall aesthetics. [caption id="" align="alignnone" width="536"] Photo: Na Maloom Afraad Facebook page[/caption] Speaking about the premise of the movie, it swivels around the three main protagonists: Shakeel Bhai (Javed Sheikh), Farhan (Fahad Mustafa) and Moon (Mohsin Abbas Haider). For the sake of not spoiling the story of the movie itself, let’s just say that fate intervenes and due to a series of unfortunate events, their paths get aligned and together, they conspire to plan something ‘big’ to earn fast and easy money. And what that ‘big’ thing is, you might ask? Well, you have to go to cinemas to see for yourself. [caption id="" align="alignnone" width="536"] Photo: Na Maloom Afraad Facebook page[/caption] In the acting department, all actors demonstrate their acting prowess sufficiently, especially Fahad and Mohsin. Fahad has transitioned seamlessly from the smaller screen of the drama industry towards the bigger celluloid screen of the cinema format. Javed is, as usual, on point and Urwa Hocane has perhaps given her best performance yet that will strongly cement her position for future movie acting endeavours. Salman Shahid, in his portrayal as Gogi, requires special praise and kudos for the way he has portrayed this character. Perhaps one can’t help but to draw an outright parallel between his on screen persona of Mushtaq Bhai in Dedh Ishqiya and Gogi, but nonetheless his comedic timing remains impeccable as always. [caption id="" align="alignnone" width="536"] Photo: Na Maloom Afraad Facebook Page[/caption] Ultimately, it is the trifecta (Javed, Fahad and Mohsin) that carries the movie competently on their shoulders because their chemistry is just amazing and they click and gel in with each other like three peas in a pod. Other cast members include Paras Masroor, Kubra Khan, Ali Rizvi and Nayyar Ejaz; they all hold their own in the limited on-screen time that they are given. [caption id="" align="alignnone" width="536"] Photo: Na Maloom Afraad Facebook page[/caption] The director has intentionally opted to choose regular local Karachi landmarks and locations for shooting the bulk of the movie, instead of international exotic locales. Same is the case with shooting the songs of the movie. The subject of the story is such that showing outdoor and extravagant foreign location in large proportions will seem out of place and incompatible with the on-going theme of the movie. In particular, it will resonate well with Karachiites and they surely will appreciate the fact that their daily commuting routes, streets, back alleys and roads are shown extensively in the movie. [caption id="" align="alignnone" width="536"] Photo: Na Maloom Afraad Facebook page[/caption] In terms of the musical score of the movie, it will rival any Bollywood flick, as all the songs are catchy and melodious, especially the item song Billi in which Mehwish Hayat exhibits her dancing talent. She is simply scintillating, drop dead gorgeous and spectacular. Finally Pakistanis have an item song they can call their own, without going into the merits or the demerits of the culture of embedding an item song in a movie; it is a reality whether one likes it or not. Instead of playing the usual Munnis, Jalebi Bais and Chikni Chembalis of Bollywood over and over again in our local functions such as weddings and the likes, Billi will be a better if not equal substitute for them for some time to come. [embed width="620"]http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x25e88y_billi-na-maloom-afraad-movie-song-featuring-fahad-mustafa-urwa-hocane-and-javed-shiekh-audio-song_music[/embed] To sum it all up, Na Maloon Afraad doesn’t exactly transcend its genre led clichés but it does however offer quality entertainment in bucket loads. The songs, the comedic timing, the punchy yet idiosyncratic hard-to-forget one liners coupled with an excellent timing that will not drag the film and the subtle social commentary. To the naysayers, it is a request that instead of trying to find flaws in our locally generated movies such as that it’s inspired from the likes of Hera Pheri or any other Bollywood movie, we ought to applaud the fact that after such a long hiatus, some good, wholesome movies are again coming out in Pakistan which are locally made. [caption id="" align="alignnone" width="536"] Photo: Na Maloom Afraad Facebook page[/caption] It would be almost criminal (pun intended) to miss this one out. Na Maloon Afraad is a riot, in every sense of the word that would leave its audience short of laughing fits and aneurysms!


The Pakistani film industry in its ‘survival’ phase

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Well into my interview with Afia Nathaniel, the Dukhtar movie director puts me on the spot. I am meeting her at the May Fair Hotel in London, right before the European premiere of her first film. Until now, I have had the opportunity to get in a couple of good questions, but now she has taken over. She is wearing what appears to be a red-coloured, gold-patterned cotton kurta and black specs. She starts asking me the questions now, which is my professional nightmare come alive. The filmmaker has become the journalist.

 “How many films can you count on your fingers that have female leads, independent of the men? Tell me, right now. In Pakistan?”
I give this some serious thought and realise that it’s hard. I realise that I haven’t watched enough Pakistani films in my life. For some strange reason, Shoaib Mansoor’s name is dancing around in my mind. Is it okay to say Bol now? Should I say Bol? Then I remember. Earlier this year, I had seen Josh, a film by Iram Parveen Bilal, with Aamina Sheikh in the lead. So I go for it.
“Two female leads?” counters Afia.
This feels like a rapid-fire round now. But I’m ready to brace the next level, because luckily I have also seen Sabiha Sumar’s latest, Good Morning Karachi. There are several actresses in lead roles in that film. Female characters leading from the front, if you will. But, apparently, I haven’t understood the rules of the ‘Afia Nathaniel Quiz Show’.
“(Good Morning Karachi) has not been released theatrically in Pakistan.”
Now I give up. I guess Dukhtar is a first. It’s the story of Allah Rakhi (Samiya Mumtaz), a woman who flees with her young daughter Zainab (Saleha Aref), in order to avoid the girl having to marry an old tribal leader to settle a clan feud. Allah Rakhi doesn’t want her kid to have the same life as her, as she herself got married off to a man older to her when she was young. A hunt for the duo begins through the testing terrains of Pakistan’s mountainous areas and the film quickly goes from domestic social drama to thriller road movie in a matter of a few scenes. Dukhtar is a wholly watchable film, with some decent performances by the older cast members and a truly marvellous one by the child actor Saleha Aref. Afia, who shows big promise with her debut, has chosen to tell the story in an unconventional way. This isn’t a dour, depressing tale about female oppression, but rather a film about female empowerment. Allah Rakhi and Zainab have to fend for themselves in this patriarchal society and these narrative cogs work tremendously well (granted, they are greatly aided by Mohib Mirza as a Punjabi truck driver). Our own film critic, Rafay Mahmood, wasn’t too taken with the film. While he appreciated that ‘the director may have avoided making a Pukhtoon woman do an item number’, he found that ‘the substitute she offers is not engaging at all’. In fact, an item song, it seems, would have sped up the production of Dukhtar. According to Afia, there simply wasn’t anyone willing to spend money on a script like this.
“In Pakistan, nobody wanted to finance a film with two women in the lead, by a female filmmaker. That was always a challenge. They felt threatened. They don’t understand if the film doesn’t have an item number or a song and dance routine. It was a bit of a departure. I feel that cinema is at a very exciting stage in Pakistan, even though there aren’t many risks being taken in the industry.”
Dukhtar is a risk which has paid off for Nathaniel. It’s this year’s Academy Awards entry for Pakistan, the country’s second entry in many years. After last year’s unsuccessful Oscars bid for Zinda Bhaag, this is an interesting choice by the section committee, given that it has had its world premiere at the Toronto Film Festival and its aesthetics cater to a global festival audience.
“What I think Dukhtar has done really different from other films is that we have broken the mould of where we can go with this film. It’s not just for Pakistan, this film has an international audience, which is why we’re so excited that we’re able to bring the dialogue out of Pakistan as well. And in a good way, you know?”
This is undoubtedly true. Films like these do stimulate debates amongst international audiences. Western viewers will always take an interest in topics like child marriages or the treatment of women in an Islamic republic. And for some strange reason, the depiction of these themes constantly irks viewers in Pakistan. The truth is too bitter a pill for some, it seems. Personally, I feel this is just an outrage for the sake of outrage, being ‘offended’ because one thinks it’s the right thing to do. But Dukhtar isn’t that kind of a film. It isn’t actively propagating a message or viewpoint.
“It’s a story. It’s the nature of the story. It’s a thriller. I mean, you have the good guys, the bad guys in any thriller. And what happens in a thriller? You fear for the good guy or the mission to fail. And that’s what it is. It’s only when you have women on the screen, you are judged by Pakistanis. You’re judged for having a female in the lead, with this issue behind. They immediately judge you as being feminist, which in Pakistan is a gaali. I mean, they don’t think about it in the sense that 50% of the population are women. It’s a right for us to have female protagonists on screen.”
And of course it is Nathaniel’s right as a filmmaker first, not as a woman, to tell the story she wants to tell. And in the way she wants to. Because only then can she achieve her real aim.
“The film is important in what it’s highlighting, not just for Pakistan but for many other countries as well. It’s topical, but I think at the same time it’s about breaking the silence and the status of a lot of things in our society and culture. I believe our film has done that, in a good way. In a society you always have the progressive side and the conservative side. And it’s important to have some kind of dialogue, even though their views may be polar opposite. But I think it’s important for any journey where change has to happen, it needs to have polar opposites on its side.”
Talking of journeys, Dukhtar was never a smooth sailing one. As aforementioned, finance was always an issue. Of course, shooting in the middle of such difficult areas like Gilgit-Baltistan, in temperatures of -13°C, was another factor which spoke against the film. There was a lot of rescheduling and rewriting, the crew had to be very open for anything. Which speaks volumes for Nathaniel’s rigour and the precision with which she commanded this ship.
“People often ask me how difficult is it to be a woman in Pakistan and I say it’s not difficult in the sense of my work. Even though I work with 40 men as the only female crew member, I never had a problem with it. I had complete freedom to work as I chose to. It’s about having the right kind of skillset and the respect and then you go from there. Gender is not so much the issue. Gender becomes the issue when you bring it into the film. There’s a distinction. There’s a difference.”
I see Nathaniel’s point but she is privileged in that sense. There are undeniable problems for women in our society. On the day I met her, Malala Yousafzai won the Nobel Peace Prize. It was a happy coincidence, because the film was having its European premiere on the day. And yet, the film, which has been in the making for so long, is still reflecting actual problems of society that will be present in five, 10, 20 years from now. From the looks of it. But in terms of filmmaking and cinema, Pakistan seems headed in the right direction. After a long, long time, there seems to be a sense of genuine productiveness. But mind you, Nathaniel is quick to remind us that there should be no false hopes. Pakistan is in need of this reality check and she provides it honestly.
“There’s no true revival. I will say that right now and on record. It’s only survival. There is no revival. Revival happens when you have a critical mass of content in the market. Just having one film every one year or two years is not exactly a revival.”
So, we’re still taking baby steps after all. But one can always dream. Dukhtar could well go on to an Oscar nomination and then eventual glory. I certainly wish it all the best, although the film critic inside me hears a nagging voice that other entries are better. It’s up against titles like Two Days, One Night (Belgium), Leviathan (Russia), Mommy (Canada), Winter Sleep (Turkey) or Ida (Poland). And only five make the cut. But films shouldn’t be measured by their Oscar success. Nathaniel is already in pre-production of her ambitious next project.
“It’s a science fiction thriller. I love sci-fi. My all-time favourite is 2001: A Space Odyssey. Kubrick, he’s my favourite filmmaker of all time.”
I smile when I hear this. A Pakistani science-fiction thriller sounds intriguing and with Nathaniel in charge, it might just work. The Pakistani film industry needs her desperately, if not for a revival, then certainly for a re-invention. I hope she finds the necessary funds for her next project, which can’t possibly be a low priced affair. And if no-one is willing to finance it, Nathaniel can always include an incidental item song in space.

3 Bahadur – Another Lollywood milestone

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Rewind 10 or 15 years from today to look at the shape and size of the Pakistani film industry, rather hilariously named as Lollywood, and you will not be able to help but wonder – how on earth did they come such a long way? From the days of dancing actresses trying to seduce their lovers in green fields to ground breaking movies like BolWaarNa Maloom AfraadDukhtarZinda Bhaag and the likes – the progress and escalation of Lollywood in the right direction is very apparent. There’s a clear improvement in the scripts, the screenplay, direction and every aspect of the movie you would once laugh at if it were a Lollywood movie. That is now changing. There’s no doubt that they still have a long way to go but there’s also no doubt that they have finally embarked upon the right journey. Progress has been phenomenal and evidencing this is the latest addition to the list of achievements of the Pakistani film industry – Sharmeen Obaid Chinoy’s 3 Bahadur3 Bahadur is going to be Pakistan’s first ever feature length animated film. The film has been produced by Waadi Animations in association with ARY Films and is yet another reason to be proud of our budding film industry. [embed width="620"]http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2d93sm_3-bahadur-trailer-pakistani-first-full-animated-movie-pakistani-full-animated-movie-2014_shortfilms[/embed] The project, one which seemed overly ambitious and unrealistic when it was initially announced, is all set for release this summer. [caption id="" align="alignnone" width="541"] Photo: Screenshot[/caption] 3 Bahadur is a 3D animated film, following the adventures of three friends who set out on an epic journey to save their town from the evils that plague it. Equipped with courage and super powers, Amna, Saadi and Kamil (the main characters of the film), battle against the odds to restore peace and harmony to their neighbourhoods. [caption id="" align="alignnone" width="600"] Photo: Screenshot[/caption] Having attended the launch event of the movie and I was lucky enough to hear Chinoy share her thoughts on the project. A very gleeful Chinoy, the proud CEO of Waadi Animations, said:

“Almost three years ago, I had an intense desire to create an animated feature in Pakistan which would appeal to both children and adults alike. I have to admit, venturing into the realm of animation was unchartered territory for me and my team, but everyone quickly warmed up to the idea and we began learning the ropes and assembling a team of some of the best animators in the country to work with us. We are proud to announce and share the fruit of our hard work and efforts; Pakistan’s first animated feature film!”
[caption id="" align="alignnone" width="600"] Photo: Screenshot[/caption] To say the very least, it is heart-warming and exciting to see the Pakistani film industry growing leaps and bounds. Film makers now have greater visions about what they want to create and the best part is that sponsors and partners are willing to invest in their ideas. It is this combination that escalated Bollywood to the heights it is at today. Here’s to hoping for success for 3 Bahadur and for the Pakistani film industry to continue growing and achieving new heights in 2015.

10 philosophical ideas perfectly expressed by Lollywood songs

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Lollywood gets an unreasonable amount of flak for being the stepsister of Bollywood; the one that was sent to the village as a child, and says her ‘o’s as ‘a’s – McDonalds becomes ‘MaacdAnalds’ and Ostrich becomes ‘Asstrij’. However, these people fail to realise the deep philosophical ideas expressed by Lollywood songs. Here are some examples of why Lollywood is on par with the greatest philosophers the world has ever seen. 1. Cartesian doubt Philosophical version:

The Cartesian doubt is a method of questioning one’s own beliefs; of being sceptical about all that you hold to be true.
Lollywood version:
Sanu Nehar walay pull tay bula kar sohnay mahi kithon reh gaya?” – Noor Jehan (Where did you get caught up after calling me to the bridge on the river?)
[embed width="620"]http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1wv5vv_noor-jehan-sanu-nehar-wale-pul-tey-bula-ke_music[/embed] 2. Classical conditioning Philosophical version:
A subject learns to respond in a desired manner to an activity which the subject was previously neutral to; through conditioning this neutral stimulus has been associated with an unconditioned stimulus to elicit a desired response – Pavlov’s dogs salivating after listening to the bell – associating the sound with the food.
Lollywood version:
Thand paway gee kailajay dildaar, Pyaar dee gandheri chup lay” – Naseebo Lal (You will feel cold inside after slurping on the bamboo of love)
3. Behaviourism Philosophical version:
Behaviourism rejects the dualism of the mind and body, hypothesising that love is both observable and quantifiable.
Lollywood version:
Cheekhain marta badan mera tu jis walay neeray yaara, jadu maim aahi tay neeray ho manji de vich dhaang pherda” – Naseebo Lal (My body shouts when you are nearby, whenever I am near you the bed makes a noise.)
4. Plato’s allegory of the cave Philosophical version:
Plato’s allegory of the cave suggests that people in caves only exposed to the shadows of the light from the sun have never seen the sun and take the shadows to be the complete truth, even though they are mere reflections.
Lollywood version:
Kal jab dekha mai nay chand jharokay mai, usko kiya salaam tumharay dhokay mai” – Waris Baig (Yesterday when I looked at the moon, I said hello to it thinking it was you)
[embed width="620"]http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x21jha2_kal-shab-dekha-mai-ne-chand-jherokay-us-kia-islam-tumaray-dhokay-mei-waris-baig-pakistani-urdu-hindi_music[/embed] 5. Martin Luther King Philosophical version:
“I have a dream that one day, little black boys and black girls will be able to join hands with little white boys and white girls as sisters and brothers.”
Lollywood version:
Kameez teri kali tay sohnay phoola wali” – Ataulllah Esa Khelvi (Your shirt is black, full of flowers.)
[embed width="620"]http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1a6oxq_kameez-teri-kali-attaullah-khan_music[/embed] 6. Schrodinger’s cat Philosophical version:
The paradox based on the scenario of a cat, which may be both dead and alive.
Lollywood version:
Adhi raat sottay meri laat hilli, lagta hai jiway koi billy shilly hai” (My leg moved while sleeping at night, it felt like there was a cat there.)
[embed width="620"]http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xpaq7t_nargis-mujra-billy-shilly-aye_shortfilms[/embed] 7. Kant’s metaphysical of morals Philosophical version:
In the doctrine of virtue, Kant shows how humanity ought to behave.
Lollywood version:
Ama dekh aah dekh tera munda bigra jaye” – Munda Bigra Jaye (Look mother, your son is losing all morals.)
[embed width="620"]http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x23qz2f_amma-dekh-tera-munda-bigra-jaye-sahiba-and-jan-rambo-singer-jhangeer-film-munda-bigra-jaye-pakistani_music[/embed] 8. Hegel’s phenomenology of the spirit Philosophical version:
Hegel’s discussion of self-consciousness focuses on how the subjects view other subjects also as objects; the dialectic of the spirit is between this self-consciousness and the need for self-recognition.
Lollywood version:
Manji ek tay jawaniyan do… teri lataan day vich pair mu phasana paiya” – Guddu Badmaash (The bed is one but teenagers two, I have no option but to put my foot with your legs.)
9. Freud’s Id Philosophical version:
The ID is the part of Sigmund Freud’s philosophy that is the compulsive psyche that operates on the pleasure principle.
Lollywood version:
Sexy meri shirt, sexy meri pant, mujh ko rakh lay permanent.” (My shirt is sexy, my pants are sexy, you should keep me forever.)
[embed width="620"]http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x26xx0e_sexy-meri-shirt-sexy-meri-pant-sana_music[/embed] 10. Communism Philosophical version:
The system of governance based on common ownership where there is no social class, and everyone is equal.
Lollywood version:
Tumharay aur meray ghar kay beech mai Larri Ada, yahan sunay ga nahee koi pukaar ye hai larri ada larri ada larri ada” (There is a bus station in between our houses, nobody listens to anyone here this is the bus station.)

We do not need ‘billis’ to flaunt our ‘jawani’ in Lollywood

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After successfully objectifying women in the ‘100 glorious years of Indian cinema’, Bollywood now recognises its part in influencing commoners, what till now has been ‘a bad influence’. It took Bollywood God knows how many Jyoti Singhs to realise what a mess their sexist approach in cinema has caused in populous India. I feel sorry for them. I feel sorry that our neighbours are in trouble; our fellow women are not safe. But at the moment, I’m more concerned about how all this affects Pakistan. Our cinema is going through an interesting phase of its revival, but the same sexist approach has come to trouble us too. Recent series of item numbers in almost every newly released and upcoming Lollywood movie are examples of this approach. You don’t have to be a conservative to understand why an item number is offensive and insulting to a woman. It offends me because: 1. We, women, are not ‘items’ or ‘objects’; we are as human as any gender. 2. Women are not Munnis or Sheilas or Billis (their Pakistani counterpart). 3. Women are not “gutka (tobacco) available for chewing”. 4. We do not go around flaunting our “jawan (young) bodies”. [embed width="620"]http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x25fdm0_billi-song-mehwish-hayat-na-maloom-afraad_music[/embed] I am a liberal who defended Humaima Malick’s right to do the song Namak Paare – because it fitted the role of a bar dancer – as much as I defended Fawad Khan’s right to do a shirtless scene in Khoobsurat. I love Sonam Kapoor and Vidya Balan for their choice of women-centric films, like Dirty Picture. But the makers of unnecessary item numbers are those ‘hypocrite liberals’ who never consider us women as equal to them and use women as ‘objects’ to attract audiences. Some recent examples are the item songs in Pakistani movies Karachi se LahoreJalaibee and the not too old, Na Maloom Afraad. Karachi se Lahore released its teaser on March 21, 2015. What is sad and sickening is that the 14-second teaser only includes glimpses of Ayesha Omar as an item girl and ends with the title poster of the film. [embed width="620"]http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2k4b69_ayesha-omar-item-song-in-movie-karachi-se-lahore_shortfilms#from=embediframe[/embed] What a great way to tease the crowd… Right? It seems that the purpose of the teaser was to tell the world that Bulbulay’s Khoobsurat has a bellybutton too. Jalaibee, on the other hand, can be defended by the fact that they showed decent clothing in an item song. Recently, Pakistani heartthrob Hamza Ali Abbasi was quoted as saying:

“I am tremendously proud of Zhalay Sarhadi for not taking her clothes off in her performance in the film. Proud of Yasir Jaswal for not going along with the emerging trend of revealing ‘item numbers’ in Pakistan films.”
But let me put this in plain words for all those people out there whose primary focus remains women’s clothing. An appropriate choice of clothing does not cover for a woman made to flaunt her ‘jawani’. The problem here is not the clothes but the portrayal of a woman of Pakistani society, who is seen dancing, while being ogled by men, to lyrics such as:
“Tere aangan mein hi chamke gi meri ye shookh jawani” (Only in your backyard will my enticing youth shine)
[embed width="620"]http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2j8ayv_jawani-hd-video-song-jalaibee-2015-zhalay-sarhadi-new-item-song-2015_music[/embed] Have they ever tried to tease the audience by releasing a teaser where a man is seen ‘revealing’ his body while being ogled by women? Can’t even imagine that, can you? That’s probably because it is women who are born to entertain men, be it in a marriage or a bar – not the other way around. To clarify my stance, I’m not against our movies covering taboo issues; I appreciate how themes like sexual abuse and racism, which are rather neglected in the much open-minded neighbouring India, are successfully addressed in our society via movies and dramas. But while our drama industry is praised across the border for showing the strength of womanhood, our film industry is keen on copying Bollywood’s sexist approach to women, for reasons unknown. Despite my disagreement with Abbasi’s stance on Sarhadi’s song, I am proud of the Pyare Afzal star simply because he admitted to romancing ‘with women in bikinis in an upcoming comedy film’ and pledged to ‘never to do it again’ for it is against our culture and values. Music and art are a reflection of a society’s traditions and values, and currently, our songs portray a woman’s image as:
“Gutka main hun chaba le, Baaja main hun baja” (Chew me as I am tobacco and blow me as I am a trumpet)
Somebody please explain to me, when and how did such item numbers become a necessity for our society, our cinema? Are we not done copying Bollywood yet? Aren’t Bollywood item songs linked to increasing ‘rape culture’ in India? Namrata Joshi, a senior associate editor at Outlook India, talks about the choreography of item songs in these words,
“The choreography is similar across most (item) songs: one semi-clad women getting leered at by several men, being objectified for the consumption of men and talked of as some kind of dish.”
Feminist and gender activist, Kamla Bhasin, says,
“It (item song) is an unequal sexuality, where one is the subject and the other, the object. The woman is naked, the man fully dressed. There is no mutuality. The woman sells and the man consumes.”
Is this what we are choosing for our society too? For the love of God, spare us! I am a Pakistani woman and I am not a gutka available for chewing. After Bol and Waar, we all have high hopes from Lollywood. A woman does not always have to be ‘the glamour’ and the hero’s love interest in a movie. There is much more to a woman than that and there is a lot more that women can do. India has realised this and item songs, that are great career boosters for actresses, are now being frowned upon. First it was Ayesha Takia, then Kareena Kapoor and now it’s Kangana Ranaut among the B-town beauties who have reportedly rejected offers of item numbers. I agree with the idea that a movie does not always have to be a dark and depressing like Bol, but since when does colourful and fun mean an exposed woman? I really thought our Pakistani industry had that elegance and class that would provide women a well-deserved place in our industry. If you still don’t understand why the recent trend of item numbers in Pakistani cinema should offend you as a woman, watch this video.
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